Rocky

This is Rocky.  He doesn't do much, kinda just sits there.  But he's happy with life as long as someone is willing to roll him down a hill every once in a while.

Christmas monster

The only thing this guy wants in his stocking is an actual lump of coal.  Merry Christmas! Grrrr!

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Melty man

 

This guys face is melting.  I don't know why, maybe he got too close to the sun.  And you thought you  were having a bad day.

Hamburger monster

If I owned a restaurant, this is what the burgers would look like.  Then if you ordered one you could tell what kind of person you were depending on whether you felt victorious or guilty after taking a bite.

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Chubby Monster Baby

Isn't she cute!  She hasn't even gotten her claws yet.  Her favorite food is mashed worms with pickle relish.  Her first word was "Arrrgh", and her favorite activity is playing with her bellybutton.  Won't you please give her a name?

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The prophetic robot

Beware!  He has never been wrong before.

Sexy Alien

Sexy Aliens: yeah, we exist.
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