This is Barf, the ugliest dog in the world. He smells like skunk feet, except for his breath, which smells like fish farts. He has mange, fleas, and doggie athlete's foot. His tongue is too big for his mouth, so it cannot retract and just hangs out all the time, producing an enormous amounts of saliva. However, he is so loveable that a human (with some rubber gloves) may just be able to forget all those things and rub his tummy for him.
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