The Occuleach

The Occuleach is a rare alien species that has the ability to attach itself to the neck of a human host.  It will then proceed to occupy the human brain, giving the host body the ability to morph into any shape.  Occuleaches are very dangerous, as they have the desire to take over the world by creating a collective of impostors.

Barf: the Ugliest Dog in the World

This is Barf, the ugliest dog in the world.  He smells like skunk feet, except for his breath, which smells like fish farts. He has mange, fleas, and doggie athlete's foot.  His tongue is too big for his mouth, so it cannot retract and just hangs out all the time, producing an enormous amounts of saliva.  However, he is so loveable that a human (with some rubber gloves) may just be able to forget all those things and rub his tummy for him.

The Sad Tomato

The Sad Tomato knows it will soon become salsa.

Rocky

This is Rocky.  He doesn't do much, kinda just sits there.  But he's happy with life as long as someone is willing to roll him down a hill every once in a while.

Christmas monster

The only thing this guy wants in his stocking is an actual lump of coal.  Merry Christmas! Grrrr!

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Melty man

 

This guys face is melting.  I don't know why, maybe he got too close to the sun.  And you thought you  were having a bad day.

Hamburger monster

If I owned a restaurant, this is what the burgers would look like.  Then if you ordered one you could tell what kind of person you were depending on whether you felt victorious or guilty after taking a bite.

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